After eating a bag of cheeto's, it finally clicked. I finally realized why Bush won. Let's face it. He won for the laughs.

Laughing is healthy! People know this! And quite frankly, John Kerry didn't make an embarrassment out of himself. John didn't get people to laugh! I think that if John had hired Jessica Simpson as his campaign manager, he would have blown Bush away. Jessica knows how to dumb it down.

Just look at the facts. Bush is a star. He is featured on all comedic shows! From SNL, Jay Leno, and The Daily Show and many more, just look at who the main man is. Undoubtedly, it is George W. Bush. He is praised by the comedic world. His appreciation of one-syllable words, mispronunciation of many words, award winning squint, constant blinking, and the smirk on his face when he says big words, define this kung fu master of comedy.

George Bush might just be a comedic actor. He would fit in perfectly at shows like Saturday Night Live. Think about it. He has writers. He reads from a script. He gets his makeup/hair done. He says a bunch of funny, unrealistic things. Like SNL's actors, he only works 6 months of year. His commercials don't contain any truth, they are just meant to please.

Now let's just find an intelligent comedian for the Democrats...

Conan O'Brien for president, 2008!

I think I am a philosopher now, am I?

After eating a bag of cheeto's, it finally clicked. I finally realized why Bush won. Let's face it. He won for the laughs.

Laughing is healthy! People know this! And quite frankly, John Kerry didn't make an embarrassment out of himself. John didn't get people to laugh! I think that if John had hired Jessica Simpson as his campaign manager, he would have blown Bush away. Jessica knows how to dumb it down.

Just look at the facts. Bush is a star. He is featured on all comedic shows! From SNL, Jay Leno, and The Daily Show and many more, just look at who the main man is. Undoubtedly, it is George W. Bush. He is praised by the comedic world. His appreciation of one-syllable words, mispronunciation of many words, award winning squint, constant blinking, and the smirk on his face when he says big words, define this kung fu master of comedy.

George Bush might just be a comedic actor. He would fit in perfectly at shows like Saturday Night Live. Think about it. He has writers. He reads from a script. He gets his makeup/hair done. He says a bunch of funny, unrealistic things. Like SNL's actors, he only works 6 months of year. His commercials don't contain any truth, they are just meant to please.

Now let's just find an intelligent comedian for the Democrats...

Conan O'Brien for president, 2008!

I think I am a philosopher now, am I?